8.2.11 | Conversations With Mai Pumpkin (extracts from the past 6 months)
"Oh go on"
"Ah HAHA ha!"
"Give me some voice...
*barely suppressed restraint*
"hah hah hah hah...
"go on, you're goin' liiive..."
"We're all listening' to you now... yeeeeeeeers"
"Mmm-wanna know what yer saying!
"Death To Mary Poppins!!!"
"Salad is like ninja"
"What? That's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard! Are you actually telling me that salad sits hiding on a hillside in the tall grass looking at it's prey through binoculars, stealthily biding its time for assassination?"
"It's subtle, isn't it? Who would believe...?"
| A Priest With Bagpipes?! Outrageous!!!
It was worth it to see Carl dancing what I can only loosely describe as an embarrassed chicken scrabbling in a farmyard. In a suit. Still, you've got to admire his "pluck" eh, readers?
(Readers are allowed to groan inwardly at this point)
Oh yeah and the priest guy played them out of the church on his bagpipes. A wonderful caterwaul of surprise and horror.