16.5.06 | What is it about Brentford?


Brentford Brentford Brentford Brentford...

Lovely Brentford...

Nestling somewhere in the idyllic South-East of England... where they are having water shortages. Unlike us in the N.W.

Got it's own football club, got a pleasantly large amount of history, even got it's own public transport! *swoon*

And has a place named after it in the U.S.A. OOoOOo! How my heart skips a beat!

Brentford also now, at this time of writing, has another claim to fame... As you will discover, the more you read on.

Not for Brentford, fantastic stories of Arthurian Legend, well not unless there is some guy called Arthur who once lived there (and there may well have been) who's slept with a thousand maidens of questionable lineage (Equally likely, them girls down south have a fearsome reputation, you know!)

Nor can it claim to have the most fantastic theme park ride in the universe... unless you count the Brentford High Street Driving In a Car To Get Your Groceries Experience, of which there may be only one other similarly comparable ride in existence (See Brentford, U.S.)

Nope, Brentford is the porn monster websearcher of the western world!

As discovered by yours truly, here>>>
clicky clicky!

When i discovered the above link, i obviously wanted to know which towns and countries were the most fascinated with porn terms, it's a natural curiosity as i'm sure you will all agree. You should be nodding at this point. I have a gun, y'know! (Watermelon gun! It's f***in' awesome!)

And amazingly, in almost every single top ten porn search i used...

...Brentford was right there! You name it (Of course i'm not going to name "it" for you! Use yr own imagination. Tut tut) the good people of Brentford were looking for it. Oyes! Apart from otter frotting, octopus gangbangs, and seagull bondage... which i'm sure will all turn up in searches one day soon, possibly in reference to Australia...

Who could have known that Brentford could be such a town of perverts?!?!? Not that other U.K. cities were far behind it in many places, though...

Or perhaps it's just one totally porn mad personnage? Seeking the next big hit and exploring every option in sight! Speaking fom personal experience, i know so much how this can happen- no wait! I didn't mean it like that! Er... it was a friend! Honest! Any wrist strains that occurred to me at the time were purely coincidental.


They were.

No really!

Stop smiling, dammit!


PS: And as far as regional highs (or depths) of porn go... i'm afraid to say that Pakistan and Indian men/youths are in severe need of a psychiatrist or... something... brr, scary! But we will draw a discreet veil over such things.

PPS: And in case you didn't notice in the last posts comments, it was my birthday last week... more about which, later...


  9:44 pm :. Blogger Starbuck hollered thusly:

But I've never been to Brentford!

  12:06 pm :. Blogger 3rd daughter hollered thusly:

damn, you have found me out on my "all ozzie outback octopus gangbang and otter frotting adventures". *hangs head in shame* while sending belated birthday wishes (your gift, a seagull bondage kit, is in the mail...)

  8:43 pm :. Blogger Teufel hollered thusly:

*His eyes dwell in tears* I finally found a place where I can be accepted by my tastes... *jumps towards Sat and hugs him* Thank you, man! *Gives him part of his porn magazine colletion*


  8:44 pm :. Blogger Teufel hollered thusly:

PS: last year you hid your bday date... will you reveal it this time, Spaceman? (maaan! a year already? Nice!)

  5:31 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

Aah, SB... you say that now!

Hehe! 3rd D. I always knew you Australians were a bit weird... hrhrhr... strangely... you Aussies recorded high marks in beastiality... =0

Teufy! Nooo! Keep away from meeee!
*prods Teufel with long stick*

only 4 comms this week and already i'm scared....


  8:04 am :. Blogger dr.v (Not a narcotic Pez dispenser) hollered thusly:

"a friend"...yeah right ;)

"wrist strains"....oh! u didn't mean "wrist restraints"?

  6:41 am :. Blogger Teufel hollered thusly:

Think of it as our gift to you in your bday! XD

Mr. Teufel

  2:51 pm :. Blogger De.vile hollered thusly:

This is something a little girl found, threw and ran back to again. She wants you to find it too


  11:22 am :. Blogger Janey hollered thusly:

sorry I've been away. Husband been cheating pig. Had great fun today making his new woman cry (although he says he doesn't want her....diddums!)


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