16.5.06 | What is it about Brentford?
Brentford Brentford Brentford Brentford...
Nestling somewhere in the idyllic South-East of England... where they are having water shortages. Unlike us in the N.W.
Got it's own football club, got a pleasantly large amount of history, even got it's own public transport! *swoon*
And has a place named after it in the U.S.A. OOoOOo! How my heart skips a beat!
Brentford also now, at this time of writing, has another claim to fame... As you will discover, the more you read on.
Not for Brentford, fantastic stories of Arthurian Legend, well not unless there is some guy called Arthur who once lived there (and there may well have been) who's slept with a thousand maidens of questionable lineage (Equally likely, them girls down south have a fearsome reputation, you know!)
Nor can it claim to have the most fantastic theme park ride in the universe... unless you count the Brentford High Street Driving In a Car To Get Your Groceries Experience, of which there may be only one other similarly comparable ride in existence (See Brentford, U.S.)
Nope, Brentford is the porn monster websearcher of the western world!
As discovered by yours truly, here>>> clicky clicky!
When i discovered the above link, i obviously wanted to know which towns and countries were the most fascinated with porn terms, it's a natural curiosity as i'm sure you will all agree. You should be nodding at this point. I have a gun, y'know! (Watermelon gun! It's f***in' awesome!)
And amazingly, in almost every single top ten porn search i used...
...Brentford was right there! You name it (Of course i'm not going to name "it" for you! Use yr own imagination. Tut tut) the good people of Brentford were looking for it. Oyes! Apart from otter frotting, octopus gangbangs, and seagull bondage... which i'm sure will all turn up in searches one day soon, possibly in reference to Australia...
Who could have known that Brentford could be such a town of perverts?!?!? Not that other U.K. cities were far behind it in many places, though...
Or perhaps it's just one totally porn mad personnage? Seeking the next big hit and exploring every option in sight! Speaking fom personal experience, i know so much how this can happen- no wait! I didn't mean it like that! Er... it was a friend! Honest! Any wrist strains that occurred to me at the time were purely coincidental.
Stop smiling, dammit!
PS: And as far as regional highs (or depths) of porn go... i'm afraid to say that Pakistan and Indian men/youths are in severe need of a psychiatrist or... something... brr, scary! But we will draw a discreet veil over such things.
PPS: And in case you didn't notice in the last posts comments, it was my birthday last week... more about which, later...