8.5.05 | Pre-Weirdness Interlude (Apocalyptic Apoplepsies of Politics!)
Ain't England grand!
WE have a new Prime-Minister! Even if he is the same model as the last one!
This one promises to be more "listening". Sah-weet. Totally fucking lying, though.
But ain't England grand!
I can't remember any elections anywhere else in the world where everyone's a winner!
And a loser!
All at the same time! WHoop!
Y'see... it goes like this (boring politics wank follows):
New Labour wins again. But. With a vastly reduced majority and curtailing of megalomania and power. A new, more approachable leader sooner rather than later, methinks. So losers, too. Nyahh!
The Conservatives lose. But win plenty more seats. Not a total drubbing for them this time! Plus a new leader, too. Sooner! So a win, then!
The Liberal Democrats also lose. But get their biggest number of seats since the 1920's. And a substantial increase of voters. And their leaders wife gave birth to a lovely lovely babeh during the campaigning. Ahhh, sweet. More winnah's!
Disappointed with yer own countries politics?
Lead a miserable way of life?
A lack of multi-cultural multi-ethnicity in your area?
Want to let rip and cut loose yer anger AND get pissed up on the streets and fight?
Want your vote to both count AND not-count?
Come to England!
You'll hate it! You'll love it! Plus- you'll get to live in a castle while we rob you of yer money! (We all live in castles, y'see. Even the poor. This is true)
(I should work for the Tourist Board. Definitely)