19.4.05 | Today...
...The Saturnyne Bombs Da Crap Outta Yer!!!
"Rain mayhem on your favourite site, with this
amusing online toy. Type in the web address and
select the method of destruction from the pull-down
menu. About as close as you'll get to Ming the
Merciless's now-legendary control panel."
So i did!
Muhahahahahahahaha...hah! Muhahahaha... etc...hahahahah! This Evil Genius lark is a doddle.
Here's some samples of my destruction:
First i spilt coffee on you. Oops!- How clumsy! Tut tut!
Then i summoned a fleet of flying saucers to zap yours. Ooh, i bet those rays burn a bit... but don't worry, it was all for er... charity... or something...
Then i did my Noah and God Anniversary Tribute on You... (But it was reaally all about my envying you for seeing my hero when i can't)(Goddamn!)(Also: Why don't we ever get "flood" anniversary t-shirts and mugs, eh?)
Then i noticed that your blog had got mouldy from lack of use... although it's since got better... Yaay! But let that be a warning to you!
After that i saw you were celebating your blogs second birthday... So i dropped a few nukes on it to celebrate with yer. I also gave it worms... but we won't show the wormy pics... they were a bit yecchy!
More celebrations... i invited a few dinosaurs around to yours to help you celebrate yr Stag weekend and forthcoming wedding... Consider it a gift... no really!- No expense spared! And who'd have known... their colour quite matches!
And then i discovered that your blog had gotten quite overgrown... y'must have had weeds or somethin'...
...to this... in mere seconds. Disgraceful! Get a mower in! Hee!
I also destroyed several other blogs... over the course of a few pleasant and fun-filled minutes... but i began to think it was getting a bit "picture overkill" around here so stopped showing the damage.
(But if anyone wants to see what i did to their blog, then ask away and i'll update this post with more pics of evilness.)
Now get yer bloody revenge!
Shoot zer Saturnyne! Here!