31.1.05 | World Of Pumpkin!- News for Pumpkins Everywhere (Headlines)
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Wooorld of Pumpkin! (News by for and about pumpkins everywhere!)
Tonight on World of Pumpkin we bring you the latest news about pumpkins the world over. But first, these headlines:
The Pumpkin has landed
News just coming in: That pumpkins have reached Mars for the first time! The high-tech spaceship Pumpkin 1, piloted by Commander Squash Neilstrong and navigator and cup-of-tea maker Buzz Pumpkin, touched down earlier today around about tea-time (Meaning Evening meal in local dialect). And Commander Squash is reported to have made the first shuffle on the orange planet. His first words, which will be remembered for all time were: "One small step for pumpkins! And then another."
"Ey up- It's a bit dusty out 'ere, Buzz! An' i don't think much o' th' weather, neither! Better put us a cup o' tea on for when i get back in. Ah don't think i'll bi stayin' out long... unless yer fancy a game o' footy, like?"
Pumpkin Party Continues!
As the annual Pumpkin Halloween Party reaches it's 93rd day and still shows no sign of stopping, we have a special on-location pictorial report by Cucubita Gourd and ask "Just what is it that makes pumpkins such party animals, and wild for shennanigans?"
Below: Several cartloads of funseeking Pumpkins excitedly await their unloading into the party field
Below, a crowd surfer dives into the frenziedly dancing crowd as the headline act of this years Pumpkin Halloween Party, The Mashing Pumpkins continue into the 92nd day of their encore.
Also as government reports continue in the rise in binge drinking and it's associated violence, do we really want to see scenes like this:
vomming pumpkin in the Pumpkin Patch? (Answer, yes, obviously. It's traditional!)
Arts: The art world was rejoicing today, at the unveiling of the renowned artist, Van Pumpy's latest work "Da Sunflowers". Critics were heard to exclaim in wonder, "They're almost orange!"
Below: Van Pumpy, strolling around in his Patch yesterday, possibly having a crafty fag. Behind him: Some of his models. Probably.
Fashion News: Is neon the new "orange"? Will neon replace the candle in the affections of fashion conscious socialites?
No. As if!
And that concludes World Of Pumpkin headlines today!
Competition up next! Yaay! More Pumpkin Stuff. Probably.