8.12.04 | The Saturnyne's Marvellous Hand Techniques (er...)

And so we move onto our next photo request. This one being for the marvellous Janey and Fabulous Cece. Love my pictures or suffer "The Consequences".

The Saturnyne's Magical Flaming Thumb Technique

Harry Potter? Amateur Wand Masturbator. Gandalf? Overrated Beardy Bastard. Merlin? Bit of a Tart. I can cast Ectoplasm! Nyahhh!

"Saturnyne's Ethereal Hand Of Prettiness" Spell

The Saturnyne's Idea Of A "Hot Date". (Sadly, the date is rarely pleased by my ruining her hair)

Ah, this one went slightly Supernovae...oops.

Hand: Post Fireball. (Or just pleasantly wavey. As is the nature of hands)

Hand Noir? (Note the mindfuck wallpaper of what we shall laughingly call "The Saturnyne's Boudoir" in the background)

Well, that was fun. Who's request shall i pull outta the rat next? Wil it be for B? Singlefin? Starbuck? Stella? Another-Person-Who-I-Can't-Remember-At-This-Time-Of-Night? Ooh! I can't wait! Well actually, yes i can. All these handjobs have left me quite spent...



  4:44 am :. Blogger Jessie hollered thusly:

Haha, nice work! Damn, that is mindfuck wallpaper, too. I can't remember if I even asked for a photo... so I'll be cheeky and say giz a pic of your backyard huh! (And thanks for the hugs - quite brilliant ;)

  6:19 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

MY Backyard, eh? Hmm... that'll require a bit of technical wizardry if i'm gonna maintain my "mystique" but i'll see wot i can do.



  2:52 pm :. Blogger Cece hollered thusly:

That wallpaper is GREAT! I do believe that is my favorite picture...well maybe the wand masturbator one too.

  3:17 pm :. Blogger stella hollered thusly:

that was fun! i feel like shaking your hand now, but then again ...(*unwholesome grin*)

  5:16 pm :. Blogger Lizzy hollered thusly:

Lol! R0x0r. Haven't been commenting much owing to the fact that your brilliant intellect of late is too much for my puny brain to comprehend.

  7:41 pm :. Blogger Darkchild hollered thusly:

Lol, that are some pretty impressive spells you've got there!!! :O And that all with one hand???
Cool ^-^

I like your pictures a lot, they're different from the photo's I usually see.

Sorry I haven't been here a while, that stupid sign-in button didn't work!!!


  7:47 pm :. Blogger Princess Potty Mouth hollered thusly:

I like setting flames to myslef.. I think its fun... and way more fun when ppl are watching... I like my magical powers... we should sit donw one time and have a nice long chat about our awesomely awesome abilities to set things on fire and other such wizardlyness and such... dont you think? anyway I am in a hurry I must go... love you dear.. oh and thank you for standing up for me against the mystery person.... I am currently starting an investigation about the matter

  11:42 pm :. Blogger B hollered thusly:

love those hand pictures! i like them all, but especially the 'pleasantly wavey' one. feels like you are waving hello to us all, which is nice.
thanks for remembering me at the end of your post (...and i initially thought "eh! he mentioned me first!" and then realized that all the names you had mentioned were listed in alphabetical order! hehe!).
and after that many consecutive handjobs (could that be some kind of record?), i can imagine you slept quite well!

  1:31 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

But Lizzy, everyone's an equal on my blog. Except, me of course. I'm super-equal. Yer presence is always a welcome addition to any of my posts... And did you have any photo requests of your own?

Everyone else: glad you liked the pics (Especially you Cece). I was modestly pleased with them.

Stella: "Unwholesmoe grin"?!? Wa-hey!

B: It definitely wasn't alphabetical... although it looks that way.

Darkchild: Hugs back!

Amanda: 'sok. I'm fiercely protective when i see my friends being attacked like that. I know you'd have done the same for me. x


  1:42 am :. Blogger Jason Mulgrew hollered thusly:


jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity

  4:26 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

Hiya Jason. Love back atcha! Just had a wander around yer own site, too. Left it grinning hugely. Hope you'll leave us all a place to comment soon... comments are goood.


  6:22 am :. Blogger onanymous hollered thusly:

Much prettiness!

I think that your "Saturnyne's Ethereal Hand Of Prettiness" spell looks like a combination of how candyfloss tastes and the purple roses in our garden smells.

  6:08 pm :. Blogger my sun sets to rise again hollered thusly:

Very nice.

Hot date and supernova are, unsurprising given my penchent for fire looking things, the best. - official proclamation.

But the wallpaper makes me too dizzy.

  8:19 pm :. Blogger Starbuck hollered thusly:

"Wowsers" (to quote Inspector Gadget), you really do have the gift of the gif (only applicable if those images are gif files which I doubt, on reflection, they are).

  9:42 pm :. Blogger Dani hollered thusly:

Dig that flaming thumb! Kinda looks like fur.

And umm... speaking of Harry Potter and wand masturbators. I have a friend who bought this for her daughter, and the girl will NOT part with it, lol. Is it any wonder?

  9:49 pm :. Blogger Dani hollered thusly:

Hmm. I just went to the link I posted above, and realize many of the customer reviews have been removed; probably for being too explicit. For anyone who doesn't know about that toy, it's a vibrating broom that many young girls have uh... become quite attached to.

  12:52 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

Wow! Compliments everywhere. If i was a cat i'd be purring. A dog; wagging me tail. A dolphin; triple somersault backflip with a half-pike. A rat; grinding my teeth. A squid; Changing skin hues faster than a nightclub strobe (Only prettier). A dead tumble-bug being shaken in a matchbox; rolling. Rolling for pleasure.


  12:31 pm :. Blogger Woman at the well hollered thusly:

Just to say that I like your pictures, too.
Maybe one day most writers will express themselves like this in their books. Words won´t be enough ...
One question : whose hand is that? It´s beautiful.

  3:36 pm :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

er, it's mine.


*grins bashfully*



  9:28 pm :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

Oh, i forgot to say:

Hey Starbuck, if i can't have the gift of the gif, can i have the gift of the tiff? Cos all these were shot in tiff format...

  11:34 pm :. Blogger 3rd daughter hollered thusly:

hello, i normally lurk here via starbuck's links to you but i'm enjoying it too much not to blogroll you. great pics and excellent words.

  12:43 am :. Blogger Starbuck hollered thusly:

Me again. "The gift of the tiff". That hardly sounds like a healthy state of affairs...

  2:28 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

Yaay! Third Daughterness! A whole NEW person!

*offers Drink of something great*

But really everyone. All this praise will just go right to my head. And in my big-headedness i shall cease to be lovely and wonderful

So therefore, i insist on any future comments on these photos really slag me and them off. Points are rewarded for ingenuity and originality of insult.

*sits back and has a bit of a laugh*

And has that Starbuck been linking to me and i didn't know it? Bah! I shall have to drop by his place immediately and say thanks now!


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