14.9.04 | Things i Nicked From Singlefin (part 1)
| [ series 1 ] | |
| Name | The Saturnyne |
| Birthday | 9th of May sometime A.D... despite what Tam says... hee! |
| Birthplace | My bedroom. My home. Harle Syke |
| Current Location | My Lounge |
| Eye Color | Hazel |
| Hair Color | Dark Brown |
| Righty or Lefty | Amby |
| Zodiac Sign | Taurus |
| Font | Sage or Tengwar |
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| [ series 2 - your favorite ] | |
| Music | Indie (see profile for specifics) |
| Cartoon | Will o' the Wisp |
| Color | Rust (and black if we're not being pedantic) |
| Car | I walk... wouldn't mind a moped or a Vincent Black Lightning though... |
| Slushy Flavor | Cranberry |
| Magazine | Private Eye |
| TV Show | Spaced |
| Song at the Moment | NYC by Interpol; (and then) ; Desolate Vision by The Latecomers |
| Language | Poetically licensed English |
| Spice Girl | Any. Do i get a choice of weapon? |
| Food & Beverage | Omelette and a nice salad |
| Subject in School | Avoidance |
| Weekend Activity | Meeting Pumpkin for coffee |
| Frozen Yogurt | Never tried it |
| Roller Coaster | Aah! Ah! ah! Aaaaarrrrghhhhh... etc. ...AAAaaaaarghhhhhhhh!!! |
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| [ series 3 - what is ] | |
| Your most overused phrase | Bollocks! Fuck! Wankaah! Arse! Arsy Bollocks! Bollocks! |
| First thing you thought when you woke up | Bollocks! |
| Last image/thought you go to sleep with | Bollocks! erm... NOT an image. |
| First feature you notice of opposite sex | eyes. then lips. then an all over job (viewing) with outright lechery. |
| Best name for a Butler | Wank. Or Lucy. |
| Wussiest Sport | For me. Sport is all about failure to get picked at school games. Especially when one scores nine goals the previous week. Fuck sport! |
| Your best feature | Physical; my eyes. Mental: my sense of humour |
| Your greatest fear | Losing Pumpkin and growing old alone. |
| Your greatest accomplishment | loyalty and love in the face of adversity |
| Your most missed memory | sitting on a garden bench somewhere on May 6th 1991 (d'ya wanna see th' poem?) |
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| [ series 4 - you prefer ] | |
| Pepsi or Coke | Argh! Fizzy drinks! Avoid! Avoid! |
| McDonald's or Burger King | See Spice Girls question above |
| Single or Group Dates | single |
| Adidas or Nike | gimme sneaker pump type things any day |
| Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers | nope. don't think so. |
| Dogs or Cats | cats. CATS! Caaats! |
| Rugrats or Doug | what a bollocks question!!! |
| Single or Taken | tricky question that sometimes... but single |
| Monica or Brandy | umm... Barman, mine's a double Monica! Nah, brandy. |
| Tupac or Jay-Z | Tupacs already dead, isn't he? So Jay-Z... with ambient muzak through heart |
| Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes | i'll do 'em both for ya. Laser scoped rifle ok with ya? |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea | This is England! We'll have none of that foreign stuff here, thank-you! |
| One pillow or Two | two. or one. mebbe none. |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | choccie |
| Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa | mmm... tricky one... can i have both? |
| Cappucino or Coffee | coffee |
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| [ series 5 - do you ] | |
| Shower everyday | yes |
| Have a crush | yeah... millions |
| Think you've been in love | i KNOW i have. So feck off with yr smarmy question |
| Want to go to college | not again... but then i DO wanna learn Spanish |
| Like high school | fuck right off! |
| Want to get married | oh yes. |
| Type correctly | Hahahahahaha! |
| Believe in yourself | no |
| Have any tattoos? Where | yeah, on me knuckles i have "Left" and "Righ" |
| Have any piercings? Where | well once i had a sharp fragment of glass thrust rather hard into my right eye. Ansd also... mmm, no i don't think i'll talk about the other incident... |
| Get motion sickness | depends if i've eaten or not... if i haven't, then yeah |
| Think you're a health freak | no. yes. no |
| Get along with your parents | yes. no. yes, i love them |
| Like thunderstorms | Yes. And Thor is a neighbour. (true!)(No-really!) |
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| [ series 6 - the future ] | |
| Age your plan to be married | any |
| Number and names of children | Elanor, Melicent (Of course they're gonna be girls! Haven't you seen what little shits the boys are!) |
| Where will you be at age 20 | nowhere. nowhere at all |
| Dream wedding | my local church. Then down to Singlefins favourite beach for some beach fun. Heyyy, Dude! |
| How do you want to die | i don't care. i just want it to have some meaning to someone |
| Dream job | photographer of artistically posed naked women |
| Country you'd like to visit | New Zealand. Canada. Iceland. in random order |
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| [ series 7 - opposite sex ] | |
| Best eye color | don't care |
| Best hair color | still don't care |
| Short or long hair | nope. not caring |
| Best height | equal to or shorter than me |
| Best weight | around mine... i'm around ten stone (and please don't ask what a "stone" is. Ok it's a dozen pebbles) |
| Best clothes | whatever she's happy with. i only care about the person wearing them |
| Best first date location | anywhere. If it's right we'll make our own entertainment |
| Best first kiss location | oooh! (Wicked grin.) |
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| [ series 8 - other ] | |
| Last time you slept with a stuffed animal | peversions? With stuffed animals? Good idea! |
| Rings before you answer the phone | anything under 5 (If i were you, i'd not let it ring beyond 5. Trust me on this...) |
| What's on your mousepad | No mousey mat here! We use mind control and sweetie prompts |
| How many houses you've lived in | What do you mean by "lived"? Exactly? |
| How many schools you've gone to | What do you mean by "gone to"? Exactly? |
| Bedroom carpet color | black. mainly |
| Shave your head for $5,000? | no problemo. i'll shave everything for that amount! Bring me that expensive camera NOW! |
| Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people | The Biography of Manuel by James Branch Cabell (i'm cheating here). A solar pwered ipod full of all my albums. Solar powered laptop with internet connection |
| Best time of your life so far | Bulgaria; Pumpkin-Time =] |
12 comments :.
Solar powered laptop with internet connection... Handy.
Nah, I'll stick with the Rizla. Ho ho.
aaa but i'd use my internet connection to send maydays, asking for vodka and other luxury items. "Rizlas? No problem mate!", they'd say. "Would ya like some weed with that?"
ah. J.
=]
yr such a flirt!
*guffaws*
I love that in PaulLand an omelette is, infact, a beverage.
Omelette- A beverage?!?!
i'm not drinking that!
Hi D'child. "where"? or do you mean "what"? Or do you mean "who"?
THe post is a questionnaire about me. A quiz thing. Hope that helps. Feel free to ask some more if this answer doesn't make sense. I DO remember that English isn't your first language, so i'll do my best to answer clearly.
=]
Ommelete, beverage? What is this heresy?
Oh, this may be my bad, when he answered 'Omelette and a nice salad' to the 'Favourite Food & Beverage' question -- perhaps, just perhaps, the SALAD was meant to be the beverage, such are the wonders of PaulLand.
Salad? Beverage? What is this heresy?
Ah'm a-gonna find me a pitchfoik!
umm.... liquid lunch anyone? Salad smoothies? No? In my delight at telling all and sundry about my love of yummy omelettes, i..may... have omitted, um, to menrtion my favourite bev.
Am currently debating with self if i can get away with the idea of "drinking salads"... and hoping no-one notices...
aaah! nuthin' like a bit of ass-doming!
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