21.9.04 | Sex Test! (100% accuracy guaranteed)

...Unless your name begins with a "C" and then unfortunately you need the "What Root Vegetable Am I? " quiz.

... i did have to take it a few times... just to be sure... i guess it's only about 33% accurate if you're a Saturnyne...

Us Saturnynes are a strange breed, y'see... not of this Earth... WE make love through bold use of tentacles and spores...

So far i have fathered many perennials at garden centres, and "had" the odd squid off the South coast... just hope the Child Benefit Agency don't come knocking... it'll all get very complicated...


"proper" post due soon as i get my otherpc sorted... it's being a bastard, an' i've given it a good talking to...


  6:51 am :. Blogger Jessie hollered thusly:

Hey, there you are. I may take your test; but not while I'm at work. Which I am. Although my brain is at approximately 15% capacity so I'm toddling off home for a nap very shortly. Aah.

  4:37 pm :. Blogger SingleFin hollered thusly:

Good grief! It was right! And quick, not like those other ones. Woohoo!

  8:49 pm :. Blogger Cece hollered thusly:

THATS not a kitty.

  12:20 am :. Blogger Carl hollered thusly:

It turns out that I'm a parsnip.

  1:25 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

well spotted!


  4:35 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

well spotted! (2)

  9:37 am :. Blogger Janey hollered thusly:

Whilst you are undoubtably a manimal, you is also a star.

Much love /xxx

  9:00 pm :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:

Well spotted! (3)


  10:59 pm :. Blogger Cece hollered thusly:

Somebody stop me! I can't stop looking at that HUGE TREE TRUNK PENIS! I am fascinated by it! I need help. Please post again soon so that HUGE TREE TRUNK PENIS won't be the first thing I see anymore! aaaaaaargh!

  1:53 am :. Blogger ophelia's nymph hollered thusly:

That's a tree trunk???!!!!!

I thought it actually was his penis. :(

  2:09 pm :. Blogger me hollered thusly:

By god, don't lumberjacks have anything better to do than carve humoungous, veiny penis'?

  3:25 am :. Blogger The Saturnyne hollered thusly:


Ya should see the forests after they've been through.

Hundreds and hundreds of finely carved giant penii all swaying slightly in the winds...

  4:46 am :. Blogger me hollered thusly:

"penii". heh-heh.

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