3.9.04 | Rose For a Lady (Who?)
The Saturnyne smiles. He is nothing if not charming.
I've always thought there was something subversive and pervy about roses in full bloom. Orchids are the worst though. Border-line pornographic they are!
Yeah, you can almost hear them moaning, "Stroke my sepals" or "Fondle my filaments". Yup, they're practically gagging for a good hard pollination!Personally, all that matters to me is that my piccie drives you wild with desire for my "attention"... er..."Rose for a Lady" he certainly did... he rose for ALL the ladies!Ho ho ho!More bad puns and sexual innuendos "coming up" later...(Oh, i kill me... well i like to get in ahead of the queue)
"Orchid" comes from the Latin worf for "testicle" I shit you not...
"Worf" comes from the English word "word" by way of bad typing...
Orchids!...mmm doesn't have the same ring as "Bollocks""Hello ladies, d'you wanna come upstairs and see mai Orchid collection? Ay keep it next to mai etchings, y'know... yew don't speak latin bai any chance, dew yew?(free pseudo posh voice included with this comment! At NO extra charge!)
"worf" is also how dogs bark down in Somerset and Devon isn't it?And Dyslexic dogs, too... from other parts of the country...
You're both wrong, Worf is the son of Mogh and later from the House of Martok. I don't know what that means but its all here.
Argh! Lose a million points for even hinting at Star Trek uncoolness!Worf, is also an anagram of "Fwor!" Which also sounds like Phwoar! Which is probably the utterance i'd give if i ever saw a yummy Tam walking down the street... or a carrot... a carrot in a pencil skirt... walking down the street... er... i think i need less alcohol in my diet methinks... or more... can't decide which is more fun...
I know this is a bit sad, but i don't wanna blog for a few more days yet, because i enjoy looking at my rose so much... it's just soo gorgeous against that black background... mmmmmmmmm
My father-in-law-to-be has got banana trees in his garden (rare in Britain but true), and I tell you, the trunk of those things as they come into bloom and start budding up nanas is obscene in the extreme.Makes bananas themselves look quite prudish!
Nice rose. Nice innuendo! I used to have a Queen t-shirt from the Innuendo album.
Oooh, thankee Jessie! I "Did" it all by myself you know...Hoho! (Stop me when this starts to hurt. Too late? Did someone just whisper "too late"? haha!)
// I "Did" it all by myself you know...Okay, enough already!!
Awww! *pouts*I had loads more just waiting to be unleashed on an unsuspecting world...=}
Yeah, your right. Humans have to much pride indeed (And me included)Hehe, I know I'm posting a lot. But that's the result of having to much spare time and nothing useful to do ^-^And there are some things I'd really like to write about... (Although they may not be very...uhm..intelligent or so..)(And now I've forgotten what else I wanted to say... :$)
Hi, Darkchild. A pleasure to see you dropping by my little place on the web. You're always welcome here. Hope ya like my rose.And don't worry about writing things that are dumb. I don't. In fact i think about over 90% of my blog is incredibly dumb. but so what. I still enjoy writing it. It still gives me a release.And besides, at your age, you are allowed to be dumb as you want, i think. But anyway, i don't think you are.Have a hug. Have a look around. I hope my site gives you a smile or a laugh.By the way. Yr English is great!S.
Relax, and eat a nice yummy biscuit, while The Saturnyne blows yer mind to bollocks!
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