8.8.04 | Mmm! Mmmmmm! Sensual Taste Sensation Alert!!!
Today, o' lovely and gorgeous reader, and i do mean YOU (And especially you, madame, in that loose and short summery dress, which looks extraordinary when you wear it o-yes!)... (But not you, Carl... you look right rubbish in dresses of any kind)
Today, i have discovered a new and ultra fabulous taste-sensation! And am willing to share it with you for the princely sum of...
Your-undying-gratitude! Or mebbe you could be mah love-slave for the day... (Terms and coditions apply)
Sooo... I share!
Take yummy dark chocolate (It's gotta be dark chocolate, otherwise i mock you without mercy... plus it really does work better than that wussy milk stuff, which only pretends to be chocloate)
Then take yummy cranberry juice (Wossat? you don't like yummy cranberry juice? Do i care? No... now stop interrupting and make way for the yummy alcohol bit).
THEN(!) take yummy gin or maybe yummy vodka (Or perhaps any yummy white spirit?- i dunno i haven't tried any others)
Then, mix yummy cranberry juice and yummy alcohol stuff to taste.
Add yummy straw.
Melt yummy chocolate (DARK! DARK!!!- D'YA HEAR!!!) in mouth and suck other yumminess through straw, thus allowing all ingredients to come together in one mass of ultra-yumminess!
This will make taste buds ecstatic. Party in mouth will ensue, and much pleasure will be felt throughout the evening...
For added fun, bring loved one's tongue into mouth to share in yummy and exotic party atmosphere... Happiness multiplies! Yaay!
Finally, remember to thank The Saturnyne with small gifts and/or sexual favours. (Terms and conditions apply)
I thank you.
PS: for added pleasure you might like to play songs by
Galaxie 500 while you have your yummy mouth party... because they just go sooo well together with liquid sensuality... here's a song i found on the site, a cover of The Sex Pistols "Submission" Yummy Song... lovely guitar stuff! Lovely site! The first musical love of my life! (See previous post... or is it the one before that?)