8.7.04 | The Saturnyne Finds An Analogy For His Relationship With Mr. God
I've been playing this disgustingly addictive PC game these past few weeks. Some funky tactical arse (Yeah, i'm very good at tactical arse.) involving
politely declaring alliances in the medieval world before invading everyone and slaughtering everything in sight. Of course i chose to be the oh-so sophisticated English. Mainly because I get to mainly slaughter the French again, and again. And again. (Always good for a laugh, if yer English)and then have a nice cup of tea and biscuits afterwards amidst the corpses and loot.
It is of course the English thing to do, to Invade, then leave the invaded country in a delightful wreck, then come back and do it all over again when the natives have managed to recover. Iraq, in present day, is a very fine example of this, i'm sure you'll all agree. I'm also sorry to say that this disease seems to have been passed onto the Americans (Or rather the one's in power, who are essentially English offspring).
Anyway, going back to the game...It seems indicative of my relationship with God that the (game)Pope excommunicated me. Twice. Ok, maybe it didn't help that i invaded France. And Germany. And Spain. And Poland. And Switzerland (That'll teach 'em to be neutral! Hahahah!)Oh and Denmark, but only a little bit. But well, i ask you.... i rather think the Vatican was over-reacting... these religious types have no sense of humour, y'know.
It seems kinda appropriate to place this little quiz here. I was saving it for a rainy day. And of course this being England...
Thanks and big mwahs to Janey for this one:
Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?
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